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15 Strict Rules That Huskies Have Established For Humans to Follow

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You know that your husky basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You have to give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. You can keep those.

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Don’t come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I wish, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature named Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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 I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. Unlike you humans, I’m actually proud of my body

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 Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

 

And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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 I may use whatever furniture I want, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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