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15 Strict Rules That Pomeranians Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your pomeranian basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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 I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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 Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL.

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I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Pointers Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your pointer basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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 I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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 Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL.

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I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That BullDogs Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your  Bulldog basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para bulldog pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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 I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Resultado de imagen para bulldog sleeping

 

Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para bulldog cuddle owner

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

Resultado de imagen para bulldog cuddle owner

 

Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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 Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL.

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I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Cavalier King Charles Spaniels Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your Cavalier King Charles Spaniel basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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 You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para cavalier king charles spaniel eating

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me get inside or outside of the house  at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Imagen relacionada

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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 Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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 We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Chow Chows Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your chow chow basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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Rule #6 I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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 Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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 If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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 I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Basset Hounds Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your Basset hound basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Resultado de imagen para basset hound sleeping

 

Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para basset hound hug

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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 not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Springer Spaniels Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your English Springer Spaniel basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Tthose are yours.

Resultado de imagen para springer spaniel pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

Resultado de imagen para english springer spaniel serious

 

Leave one pair of  your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Resultado de imagen para english springer spaniel chews

 

Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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 Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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 And water torture is ILLEGAL.

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 I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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 We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Labradors Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your labradors basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para labrador pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

Imagen relacionada

 

If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

Resultado de imagen para labrador squirrel

 

Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para labrador cuddle

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

Resultado de imagen para labrador cuddle

 

 Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

Resultado de imagen para labrador bath time

 

I may use whatever furniture I want, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Frenchies Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your French Bulldog basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para frenchie pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

Resultado de imagen para french bulldog sniff

 

Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

Resultado de imagen para french bulldog door

 

 I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Resultado de imagen para frenchie sleeping

 

Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

Resultado de imagen para french bulldog sniff

 

If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

Resultado de imagen para french bulldog sniff

 

Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

Resultado de imagen para french bulldog squirrel

 

Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para french bulldog cuddle

 

Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Resultado de imagen para french bulldog chew shoes

 

 Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

Imagen relacionada

 

And water torture is ILLEGAL.

Imagen relacionada

 

I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

Resultado de imagen para french bulldog sofa

 

We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

Resultado de imagen para frenchie and owner

 

15 Strict Rules That Border Terriers Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your border terrier basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

Resultado de imagen para border terrier eating

 

Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para border terrier ice cream

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

Resultado de imagen para border terrier ice cream

 

Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

Resultado de imagen para border terrier waiting door

 

 I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Resultado de imagen para border terrier sleeping

If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

Resultado de imagen para border terrier squirrel

 

Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para border terrier cuddle owner

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

Resultado de imagen para border terrier cuddle owner

 

Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Resultado de imagen para border terrier nose

 

 Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL.

Resultado de imagen para border terrier bath

 

I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

Resultado de imagen para border terrier sleeping

 

We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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