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15 Strict Rules That Great Danes Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your great dane basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please, always  appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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 Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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 I may use whatever furniture I please, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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 We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Weimaraners Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your weimaraner basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

Resultado de imagen para weimaraner nose

 

 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please, always  appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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 Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Resultado de imagen para weimaraner sniffing

 

Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked.

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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 I may use whatever furniture I please, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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 We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Samoyeds Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your Samoyed basically owns you, right?

 Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Resultado de imagen para samoyed sleeping

 

Please, always  appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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 Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked.

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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 I may use whatever furniture I please, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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 We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Dalmatians Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your Dalmatian basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian smelling

 

Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian door

 

I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian sleeping

 

Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian pizza

 

If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian serious

 

Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Imagen relacionada

 

Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

Imagen relacionada

 

I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Jack Russells Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your Jack Russell basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para jack russell pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

Resultado de imagen para jack russell nose

 

 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

Resultado de imagen para jack russell door

 

I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Imagen relacionada

 

Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

Resultado de imagen para jack russell barking

 

If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para jack russell cuddle

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

Resultado de imagen para jack russell serious

 

Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Resultado de imagen para jack russell sniffing shoes

 

 Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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 And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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 I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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 We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That German Shepherds Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your German Shepherd basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

Imagen relacionada

 

Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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 Please, always  appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

Resultado de imagen para german shepherd barking

 

 If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

Resultado de imagen para german shepherd serious

 

Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Resultado de imagen para german shepherd chew shoes

 

Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Golden Retrievers Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your Golden Retriever basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para golden retriever pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

Resultado de imagen para golden retriever nose

 

Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

Resultado de imagen para golden retriever door

 

I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Resultado de imagen para golden retriever sleeping

 

Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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 If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

Imagen relacionada

 

Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para golden retriever cuddle owner

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

Resultado de imagen para golden retriever serious

 

 Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Resultado de imagen para golden retriever chew shoes

 

 Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

Imagen relacionada

 

 And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

Resultado de imagen para golden retriever bath time

 

 I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

Resultado de imagen para golden retriever sofa

 

We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Dobermans Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your Doberman basically owns you, right?

 Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para doberman pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

Resultado de imagen para doberman nose

 

Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

Resultado de imagen para doberman door waiting

 

I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Imagen relacionada

 

Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

Resultado de imagen para doberman and owner

 

If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

Resultado de imagen para doberman squirrel

 

Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para doberman cuddle

 

 I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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 Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Resultado de imagen para doberman chew shoes

 

Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked.

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

Imagen relacionada

 

I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

Imagen relacionada

 

We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Bull Terriers Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your bull terrier basically owns you, right?

 Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

Resultado de imagen para bull terrier eating

 

Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para bull terrier pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

Resultado de imagen para bull terrier nose

 

Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

Resultado de imagen para Bull Terriers door

 

I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Imagen relacionada

 

Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

Resultado de imagen para bull terrier bath time

 

If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

Resultado de imagen para bull terrier squirrel

 

 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para Bull Terriers and owner

 

 I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

Resultado de imagen para Bull Terriers and owner

 

Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Resultado de imagen para Bull Terriers chew shoes

 

Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

Resultado de imagen para Bull Terriers plastic collar

 

And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

Imagen relacionada

 

 I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

Imagen relacionada

 

15 Strict Rules That Vizslas Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your vizsla basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

Resultado de imagen para Vizsla eating

 

Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para vizsla treat

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

Resultado de imagen para Vizsla and owner

 

Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

Resultado de imagen para vizsla door

 

 I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Resultado de imagen para vizsla sleeping

 

Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

 

 

If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

Resultado de imagen para vizsla floor

 

Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

Resultado de imagen para vizsla squirrel tree

 

 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para vizsla cuddle owner

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

Resultado de imagen para Vizsla looking

 

 Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Resultado de imagen para Vizsla eating

 

Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

Resultado de imagen para vizsla bath time

 

I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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 We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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