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15 Strict Rules That Chow Chows Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your chow chow basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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Rule #6 I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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 Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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 If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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 I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Basset Hounds Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your Basset hound basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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 not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Springer Spaniels Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your English Springer Spaniel basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Tthose are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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Leave one pair of  your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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 Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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 And water torture is ILLEGAL.

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 I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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 We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Labradors Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your labradors basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para labrador cuddle

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

Resultado de imagen para labrador cuddle

 

 Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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I may use whatever furniture I want, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Frenchies Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your French Bulldog basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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 I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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 Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL.

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I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Border Terriers Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your border terrier basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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 I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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 Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL.

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I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Great Danes Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your great dane basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

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NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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Please, always  appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

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Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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 Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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 I may use whatever furniture I please, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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 We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Weimaraners Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your weimaraner basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para weimaraner pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

Resultado de imagen para weimaraner nose

 

 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Resultado de imagen para weimaraner sleeping

 

Please, always  appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

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If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

Resultado de imagen para weimaraner floor

 

Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para weimaraner cuddle owner

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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 Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Resultado de imagen para weimaraner sniffing

 

Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked.

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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 I may use whatever furniture I please, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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 We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Samoyeds Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your Samoyed basically owns you, right?

 Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para samoyed pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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 Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

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I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Resultado de imagen para samoyed sleeping

 

Please, always  appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

Resultado de imagen para samoyed barking

 

If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

Resultado de imagen para samoyed floor

 

Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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 Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para samoyed cuddle

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

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 Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked.

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

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 I may use whatever furniture I please, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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 We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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15 Strict Rules That Dalmatians Have Established For Humans To Follow

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You know that your Dalmatian basically owns you, right?

Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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Bathroom time is always together time. 

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You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian pizza

 

NEVER come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

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Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I’ve asked already. I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian door

 

I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian sleeping

 

Please, always appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian pizza

 

If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. 

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian serious

 

Take me on one visit per day to see the magical creature called Squirrel and his buddy, Raccoon.

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Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian cuddle owner

 

I get shotgun every time, regardless of whether I remember to call it or not.

Resultado de imagen para dalmatian cuddle

 

Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

Imagen relacionada

 

Do not dress me as you please. I prefer to be naked. 

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Banish the ridiculous plastic headpiece that you sometimes make me wear.

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And water torture is ILLEGAL. 

Imagen relacionada

 

I may use whatever furniture I wish, even if you’re already sitting on it.

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We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.

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